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Broke Spine

from A Warm Cup of Assholes by BJSvMJC

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lyrics

I get really stressed that Kim Kardashian
might not get along with Beyoncé
and maybe her and Jay Z feel awkward about it

I stayed in bed til 3pm watching the Ray J
Sex tape on repeat but I didn’t wank
Cause that would
Be like
Fucking a friend’s
Wife

I’m comfortable
knowing I have no desire to change.

I’ll be a loser forever.

If I could change one thing about my wife it would be that she
Would wear my jumpers around the house more often;

She would never need to wear a bra
if I ruled the world.


I never understand people who take a newspaper
to the toilet

I haven’t had a solid shit since 1995

but I’m also a compulsive liar

I knew a guy who got so drunk he told me he once
spread his ass cheeks in the bath and swayed back and forth

to see what it would
feel like to be a woman
having sex

that drunk guy was me;

the bath
was my mum’s house

She comes home
and I’m watching two men suck each
other off on TV

its a movie called
“Strangers by the Lake”

and it has subtitles so
it must be art.

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from A Warm Cup of Assholes, released July 22, 2014

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BJSvMJC Melbourne, Australia

A Warm Cup of Assholes is a collaboration between poet Ben John Smith and musician Michael James Christian.

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